Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From W.H. Banister

"Bush initially told the nation that he was going to stick his head through the banister in order to secure stockpiles of cashews on the other side. Though intelligence reports cited by the president seemed to indicate the presence of these cashews, a comprehensive probe by White House personnel revealed that no such nuts existed." http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_refuses_to_set_timetable_for



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